Piadinhas :P

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What did the big lightbuld say to the little lightbulb?
You're to young to out tonight!

What's the name of the fastest dinosaur?
Prontosaurus.

Why couldn't Noah do any fishing while he was on the arc?
Because he only had two worms.

Why can't you feed a teddy bear?
Because he is already stuffed!

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